Without fail, every day I go to the store and get a fountain Pepsi, come home, set it down, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! And proceed to not drink any of it.
Perhaps it's the journey I crave and not the headache relieving, thirst quenching carbonated caffeinated perfection that is Pepsi.
Ah the journey. This is what I go throw almost every day to get my Pepsi.
I walk about a mile and a half
Down a hill
In the blistering heat
To get a 64 oz. Pepsi refill
Which I then haul back up the hill
In the blistering heat
To then set it down
And not drink it
Insanity.
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