Thursday, August 30, 2012
Now that I have a job, all that is going to change.
Passport getting renewed.
License being acquired.
Car being bought.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Honestly I do need the stuff, but I'm not gonna get paid for at least 2 weeks. I shouldn't be sitting here rubbing my hands together and drooling over things I want.
Things I can't afford. I need a side job that gives me more cash. I actually have an amazing modeling offer into which I'm looking. ^_^ <--- Grammar nazi self wouldn't let me end that in a preposition.
All my needs definitely outweigh my salary, but maybe I'll catch up and actually be able to start saving.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Do you know of the extreme dissatisfaction felt when you write something and realize that it is all wrong?
It's even worse when you're fighting with someone and spit out something that makes no sense in any known language.
Or when you're screaming at your cat because he took a crap in your room.
I don't get any satisfaction out of pointing out the difference between your and you're; the difference between their, they're, and there; or why you put "greater than I" instead of "greater than me."
It's just an OCD thing.
Update: I left the incomplete sentence as a kind of "self-taunt"... and everytime I look at my blog I feel a little sick and neurotic inside.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Every time I hear this song, my body involuntarily moves. Not even mad.
BT - Every Other Way (Twistex & Gunslinger Jones Remix)
It started out horribly. I was definitely not feeling the day.
But I did seize it.
And I got a job.
And I made the team I tried out for.
Basically if I wasn't worried about a loved one, or missing my son, my life would be absolutely complete. :)
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Mind you, THIS HAPPENS WHEN I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.
And then when the truth is realized (that I was absolutely 100% unquestionably right), nobody acknowledges that I POINTED THIS OUT.
People are stupid.
Where have all the smart people gone?
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
I shop and shop and shop and end up coming home with socks and gloves. WTF is that?
Someone help me out here!
I wear looooooots of plaid.
I'm a cheapo.
I love dresses.
Find me a store!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
My current songs on repeat:
*Fading by Rihanna
*Better Days by Klaas
*Years by Alesso
*Drive Away by Thomas Newman
*Don't You Worry by Swedish House Mafia
*Some Nights by fun.
*Swerve by Excision
*The Other Side by Pendulum
*Farewell by Rihanna
Friday, August 10, 2012
Maybe some day I will, but not at 5:31 in the morning.
I've been attacked by many inanimate objects since I was but a wee little thing. Here's a list of objects that have wounded me. And not in the way you would think.
*Straws.... Oh God straws...
There are more. So many more. I'm starting to have paranoid delusions that everything is a Decepticon and I'm screwed.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Perhaps it's the journey I crave and not the headache relieving, thirst quenching carbonated caffeinated perfection that is Pepsi.
Ah the journey. This is what I go throw almost every day to get my Pepsi.
I walk about a mile and a half
Down a hill
In the blistering heat
To get a 64 oz. Pepsi refill
Which I then haul back up the hill
In the blistering heat
To then set it down
And not drink it
*Pepsi. Almost always at least once a day. (That was a lot of adverbs there.....)
Now someone please explain to me why I'm not morbidly obese?
Dance really is my dream and has been for a long time. Even greater than my musician dreams, and that's saying something.
Dance and music are necessary parts of my life. They've always been there and always will be.
Currently there are a couple of teams that are looking for dancers that I'm looking into, currently.
My dancing is funny. I either look like a graceful swan or a nerd face. It's awesome.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Those of you who thought this was going to be the story of my conception; I'm sorry to disappoint you. This is the story all about how I came to be known as Ypsy.
When I was still young, before the years turned my heart bitter and cold, before my life force had been stripped by stress and responsibility, I ran around in this "clan" of sorts. We went on long long long camping trips and bummed around, went to Evolution together. We were like family. I was homeless at the time, and roamed around the state a bit reading tarot and jamming on my guitar.
I always referred to myself as a gypsy because I loved the homeless life. (I know. I'm a bit crazy.) My friends were all taller than me, and they used to always make comments about how I was so tiny.
One night, one of them basically said, "you're such an itty-bitty gypsy. We should call you Ypsy."
Personally, I hate my name. It's so generic and boring. I would love it if everyone called me Ypsy.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I have a serious anger management problem.
It's really out of control.
It takes a bit to set me off, but when the adrenaline hits... run for cover.
Angry people tend to get flustered and say really stupid things.
When I'M angry, my mind works in overdrive to find the most hurtful, messed up things I can say to a person.
Angry people yell. I tend to SCREAM LIKE THE MOST HARDCORE MUSIC YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE.
I need a healthy outlet for my anger. Or at least scream at someone for whom I won't feel remorse.
*They're, Their, and There... Which One Is Right For You?
*Etiquette Your Parents Should Have Taught You
*Driving For The Complete Idiot
*Drinking: How Much Is Too Much?
*Christianity: What Jesus ACTUALLY Taught
*You Have No Reason To Be Stuck Up: How To Build A Realistic Self Image
*How To Rage Like A Pro
*How To Become A Conspiracy Theorist Overnight
*Anarchy: Why You Want It Even If You Don't Know It
*Real Music: How To Tell If Your Music Is Crap
*Curiosity: The Cat Had Eight More Lives... Do You?
*Shutting TFU: Your Guide To Not Saying Stupid Things
*How To Not Kill 500 People Tomorrow
Sunday, August 5, 2012
"Can I see your id?"
"No you can't because I do not possess one."
"I can't sell this to you then. "
So I gave my money to my boyfriend's sister, who proceeded to by the lighter WITHOUT being id'd and give it to me right in front of the cashier.
I was pissed. I'm 25 YEARS OLD GD IT!!
......... Why God did you curse me with such a face?
1000 points to the people who got that reference.
Here's a photo I found on Deviant Art. :)
Friday, August 3, 2012
*Drink every day OR try to hang out because you have nowhere to drink.
*Steal my shit. Seriously. I am an extremely generous person and honestly, I would probably just give it to you anyway.
*Lie to me. White or black. I'm a big girl, I can handle the truth.
*Diss on things I like. "To each his own"?
*Expect me to take your side opposing someone.
*Be a douche because I didn't take your side.
*Tickle me. Seriously. I will end you.
*Be judgmental. I absolutely hate judgmental people. You don't live anyone else's life so STFU about it.
*Be a zealot. I have very strong views that many have deemed "anti-Christian," such as my views on human rights and marriage equality. Also many Christians would say my religion is "of Satan."
*Confuse my friendship for romantic interest.
*Brag. I HATE BRAGGING. There is a huge difference between bragging and telling someone about your accomplishments.
*Have a sense of superiority.
*DO HEROIN. I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE WHO DO HEROIN. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also it helps if you:
*Love to be crazy in public.
*Sing everyday sentences.
*Like to debate.
*Love music. Any kind.
*Understand my sense of humor.
*Have an unhealthy obsession with honey badgers and unicorns.
*Understand why Adventure Time is like the greatest show ever. Seriously. Adventure Time is the greatest show ever.
*Don't get embarassed easily.
Now accepting applications for friendship. :)
Thursday, August 2, 2012
"I wish the government would be nicer. I wish people wouldn't fight so much. Why can't everyone love each other."
Now I'm like a hippie/political activist/anarchist....
"I wish the government would die. People need to pull their heads out of their asses and love each other before I end everyone on this planet. Fossil fuels are killing the planet, because no one listened to Henry Ford. Make hemp legal or I will bomb the whole world with MDMA." Yeah....
Growing older is fun. You appreciate the idea of the apocalypse waaaaaay more. You'll either die and not have to deal with this messed up world, or everyone stupid dies. Sounds like a win-win to me.
Three-quarters of the people on Earth dying? I'm all for it. I can't stand 3/4 of the people I know anyway.
That was a joke. I still love everyone; I just hate everyone.
I used to say that religion was the leading cause of violence in the world. I regress. STUPIDITY is the leading cause of violence in this world.
So quit being stupid humans.
And quit being selfish.
And quit being prejudiced.
Or I will end you.