I could write all day about each of these experiences...
Maybe some day I will, but not at 5:31 in the morning.
I've been attacked by many inanimate objects since I was but a wee little thing. Here's a list of objects that have wounded me. And not in the way you would think.
*Straws.... Oh God straws...
There are more. So many more. I'm starting to have paranoid delusions that everything is a Decepticon and I'm screwed.